"How to Ask Out a Stripper"
   An episode of Sam's House of Knowledge

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Debuted January 18th, 2007

Sam gives a guy the secrets to successfully asking a stripper... or, if you prefer, exotic dancer... out on a date.

Starring: Sam Greenspan
Written by: Sam Greenspan


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I think we've gotten to the point where we're making mostly funny videos, just like the slogan says.
Mostly. Mostly.
Like in "Alien"... "mostly".
I don't really do pop culture references. And I think I've only watched funny movies for the past decade.
You don't even TiVo or Netflix non funny things?
At this point, I'm so deep in the viral videos world I only watch movie previews or trailers. And only if they're doing something unique.
Our sweet-ass plasma HDTV is completely wasted on you. I'm going to sell it for some magic beans on eBay. And remind me to beat you with a stick tomorrow.

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KANDYMAN+ said...
Posted on Fri, Jul 27th, 2007 at 10:55:24 AM

Catherine said...
hahaha i agree with rancid fish. very nice.
Posted on Sat, Jul 21st, 2007 at 02:35:27 AM

Rancid Fish said...
"Once you've boned a midget on film, your chances of getting cast opposite Helen Mirin in the next Merchant Ivory Film are pretty much nonexistant." This is one of the best lines EVER.
Posted on Sat, Jul 14th, 2007 at 10:19:36 PM

Amy said...
Ah Sam. You're our favorite.
Posted on Tue, Jul 10th, 2007 at 01:54:59 AM

Anonymous said...
Based on your reservoir of vast experience, of course. Of course.
Posted on Thu, Jul 5th, 2007 at 02:09:15 AM

alecj said...
im in love with a stripper....
Posted on Thu, May 10th, 2007 at 05:21:45 PM

J. Round said...
I appreciated fox woods and catcher to the nth degree.... well played old chap.
Posted on Fri, Jan 19th, 2007 at 09:14:11 AM

rougegoat said...
so now we know....
Posted on Thu, Jan 18th, 2007 at 08:30:43 PM

^^ said...
this is great! :p haha i'm for Norway, and this site is one of the best, and funniest!
Posted on Thu, Jan 18th, 2007 at 06:39:37 AM

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