"How to Get Out of a Speeding Ticket"
   An episode of Sam's House of Knowledge

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Debuted January 11th, 2007

Sam gives a woman the best strategies for convincing a cop not to give her a speeding ticket.

Starring: Sam Greenspan
Written by: Sam Greenspan


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I think we've gotten to the point where we're making mostly funny videos, just like the slogan says.
Mostly. Mostly.
Like in "Alien"... "mostly".
I don't really do pop culture references. And I think I've only watched funny movies for the past decade.
You don't even TiVo or Netflix non funny things?
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He said...
Porky, that happens, I'm going to get out of the car, and run to the nearest tree/bush, or just shit my pants right there. I'm sure I could reach up my ass and pull some shit out. I'm willing to get out of a speeding ticket. Sorry if that's weird for you.
Posted on Sat, Dec 29th, 2007 at 08:10:42 PM

Porky said...
Doesnt work. Peeps tell me they have to pee or poop I sit in the squad longer while writing the ticket. People that use that excuse usually talk themselves out of a warning.
Posted on Sat, Nov 17th, 2007 at 11:54:02 AM

Mc.Willie said...
Posted on Sun, Oct 21st, 2007 at 04:35:19 PM

lory said...
this website is full of funny videos i like this website alot
Posted on Thu, Sep 27th, 2007 at 09:14:02 AM

Pete said...
Where do you get all this uh.. "information," Sam? xD
Posted on Sun, Sep 2nd, 2007 at 05:30:30 PM

Netrider said...
Hey, I just discovered Panda Smash and think it is great. Your humor and videos play very well on my laptop with broadband connection. Using Flash for the web videos seems to be the way to go. BTW, another way to get out of a ticket is to offer a male cop some donuts. They are always looking for a free food handout.
Posted on Sat, Jul 21st, 2007 at 06:17:09 AM

Chin said...
hahaha omg that was actually pretty helpful.
Posted on Sat, Jul 21st, 2007 at 02:54:50 AM

a random female said...
Nope, Carlito, wasn't offended. Was mildly irritated by your other comment :P
Posted on Wed, Jul 18th, 2007 at 01:41:09 PM

Amber said...
i think the female advice was genious! the problem is what if you dont know if she thinks your hotter or not? what if she is about the same? the explosive diarrhea may work in either case then? :D
Posted on Thu, Jul 12th, 2007 at 10:48:08 PM

Sam said...
Dearest Carlito. For one, your name makes me giggle, kudos to your mother on that one. Secondly, This clip does not offend me-- Not in the slightest actually. So, seeing how I have nothing better to do than correct a complete stranger on the interwed--> YOU'RE WRONG! HA!
Posted on Sat, Jun 23rd, 2007 at 02:30:01 PM

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