"Ep#1 - Pandas Don't Like to Have Sex"
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Debuted January 2nd, 2007

Your introduction to our Big, Drunk Panda. Why is he drunk? Why is he surly? Why doesn't he like to get it on? Those questions and more are answered within.

Starring: A Big Drunk Panda
Written by: Paul Jury
Animation by: Josh Sager

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Sam:  
Yo.
Paul:  
I think we've gotten to the point where we're making mostly funny videos, just like the slogan says.
Sam:  
Mostly. Mostly.
Paul:  
What?
Sam:  
Like in "Alien"... "mostly".
Paul:  
I don't really do pop culture references. And I think I've only watched funny movies for the past decade.
Sam:  
You don't even TiVo or Netflix non funny things?
Paul:  
At this point, I'm so deep in the viral videos world I only watch movie previews or trailers. And only if they're doing something unique.
Sam:  
Our sweet-ass plasma HDTV is completely wasted on you. I'm going to sell it for some magic beans on eBay. And remind me to beat you with a stick tomorrow.




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Anonymous said...
Are you going to make more of these? CUZ BIG DRUNK PANDAS WITH BIG ASS MALLETS ROCK.
Posted on Sun, Jul 22nd, 2007 at 01:55:31 PM

Anonymous said...
Extinct my ass! http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science/01/03/china.pandas.ap/index.html
Posted on Wed, Jan 3rd, 2007 at 08:12:22 AM




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