"Evil Christmas Carols (Volume 2)"
  More of your favorite Christmas songs in minor key.
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Can you tell what each of these ominous tunes is? Play it with your friends like a sacrilegious quiz game! (The answers are below, in white - highlight them with your mouse to see them!)
1) Sleigh Ride (Lovely Weather for Pedestrian Casualties)
2) White Christmas (White with the Ashes of Your Family Members)
3) Frosty the Snowman (and Reaper of Souls)
4) It Came Upon a Midnight Clear (To Drink the Blood of the Innocents)
5) Chestnuts Roasting (along with Witches, Heathens and your Parents)
6) Have a Holly Jolly Christmas (Followed By a Hari-Kari New Year’s)
7) Go Tell It on the Mountain (But Don’t Ever Tell Your Parents)
8) (Nuclear) Winter Wonderland
and, having absolutely nothing to do with Christmas…
9) The Peanuts Death March




















Displaying the most recent 46 comments (of 46 total comments)

Cameron said...
AAHAHHAHAHAH THAts Wicked man
Posted on Tue, Dec 16th, 2008 at 08:39:20 PM

the dark lord said...
ahh I would like a Very Emo Christmas, guh: http://tinyurl.com/6poz6v
Posted on Tue, Dec 16th, 2008 at 11:01:34 AM

Anonymous said...
st. olaf sucks
Posted on Mon, Dec 15th, 2008 at 06:46:34 PM

Your Namegodzilla said...
i'm dreaming of no underpants christmas
Posted on Sun, Dec 14th, 2008 at 08:43:42 AM

Anonymous said...
those dainty little fingers of yours would look mighty good wrapped around a 9 inch mahogany bed post.... if ya know what I mean *wink wink*
Posted on Sat, Dec 13th, 2008 at 11:51:44 AM

Amber said...
Excellent arrangements and playing, but for the love of God PLEASE TUNE YOUR PIANO!!!
Posted on Tue, Dec 2nd, 2008 at 05:31:44 PM

innocence said...
this is what I get when I look up "evil christmas carols" on google?! SWEET!
Posted on Wed, Nov 26th, 2008 at 02:25:35 PM

G.R.R I said...
I can imagine ghosts dancin to this in a haunted house with like black christmas decorations up n stuff.. Its aweseome!!!!!!!!
Posted on Thu, Aug 14th, 2008 at 02:20:47 PM

James said...
Major key is such a waste
Posted on Fri, Feb 8th, 2008 at 11:01:10 PM

Your Name Judi said...
this isn't evil at all. I think it's fatastic! Very Bohemian, like Christmas in Russia. I've been looking for Christmas music that we could use while dancing the tango. I't s a little fast but this and volume one are the best I've found so far. Now if we could only dance as well as you play. You have great talent. Keep it up. I'm sending this on to friends.
Posted on Sat, Dec 1st, 2007 at 02:59:16 PM

Francesca said...
lol. doesn't sound evil at all xD sounds like "ima tie this bitch to the railroad tracks" christmas music.
Posted on Fri, Nov 30th, 2007 at 02:38:43 AM

Anonymous said...
Awesome
Posted on Sun, Nov 25th, 2007 at 08:01:37 PM

Debbie said...
I loved the one last year - this one might be even better!
Posted on Sun, Nov 25th, 2007 at 07:55:29 PM

Anonymous said...
Superb playing. I want to learn some minor christmas songs too, but my left hand isn't as funky as yours.
Posted on Wed, Nov 7th, 2007 at 10:18:50 AM

Anonymous said...
This is COOL! i saw Vol. 1 on youtube, & then i walked into your website & found this. good work! Thanx for posting it on the world wide web!
Posted on Wed, Oct 17th, 2007 at 12:37:10 PM

Amanda said...
HOLY COW! You are AMAZING! I had piano lessons before, but I quite because my teacher was reeeeeallllyyyy mean, and I was only like 7 years old! lol I'm going to take lessons again, because watching you made me want to play like that! I already play violin, and piano is in my background!
Posted on Sun, Oct 7th, 2007 at 06:31:44 PM

Thoran said...
1) Sleigh Ride (Lovely Weather for Pedestrian Casualties) 2) White Christmas (White with the Ashes of Your Family Members) 3) Frosty the Snowman (and Reaper of Souls) 4) It Came Upon a Midnight Clear (To Drink the Blood of the Innocents) 5) Chestnuts Roasting (along with Witches, Heathens and your Parents) 6) Have a Holly Jolly Christmas (Followed By a Hari-Kari New Year’s) 7) Go Tell It on the Mountain (But Don’t Ever Tell Your Parents) 8) (Nuclear) Winter Wonderland and, having absolutely nothing to do with Christmas… 9) The Peanuts Death March http://gauntlet.page.tl/
Posted on Sat, Sep 8th, 2007 at 10:59:57 AM

U.N. Owen said...
this sounds Nightmare-Before-Christmas-ish, like the first. Someone call Tim Burton!!
Posted on Sat, Apr 21st, 2007 at 12:57:58 PM

Anonymous said...
it was cool the pinis was good the song ROCKED yar cool..
Posted on Wed, Mar 7th, 2007 at 05:45:46 AM

Anonymous said...
bingo bing was his name o..
Posted on Wed, Mar 7th, 2007 at 05:43:21 AM

james said...
That was cool . I'd like to hear Super Mario played that way.
Posted on Mon, Feb 19th, 2007 at 02:55:23 PM

Anonymous said...
I think you are amazing!
Posted on Tue, Jan 16th, 2007 at 08:11:12 PM

tekjerk said...
These sound nice, but they sound more like tracks for silent films to me.
Posted on Fri, Jan 12th, 2007 at 03:21:12 PM

Anonymous said...
oooh and i didn't think the peanuts theme could get any more addictive.... now it's will be stuck in my head for DAYS! Both volumes were awsome... the first sounds like it could be a resident evil soundtrack. You should do work for games or movies. I LOVE these.
Posted on Fri, Jan 5th, 2007 at 09:54:18 PM

Anonymous said...
IN THE MID DIE I want your Daddy! I want you more. I want you miiiine. And I am yours! I want you stronger. I want you harder. I want you mine! Feel feel fine! O my Daddy, call me now we’re making maaaaaaaaain! Muuaaaaaaaauud! Blooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadyaaahahaha…
Posted on Wed, Jan 3rd, 2007 at 07:36:09 AM

Lilith said...
Man, you're a genious!!! I love it all (and I hate X-mas).
Posted on Tue, Jan 2nd, 2007 at 04:37:05 AM

Anonymous said...
Oh my. I love these.
Posted on Wed, Dec 27th, 2006 at 05:20:36 PM

Anonymous said...
this guy has MAJOR MUCHO skill. it's simply amazing.
Posted on Tue, Dec 26th, 2006 at 12:17:32 PM

Kat said...
I love you. /butthead That was incredible!
Posted on Tue, Dec 26th, 2006 at 09:22:52 AM

liz said...
these are awesome! it's a little "hitchcock meets jazz club" - i love it!! (both volumes)
Posted on Sun, Dec 24th, 2006 at 05:23:55 PM

meg said...
oh man, some of the mental images you gave me! this is hilarious, I expecialy liked the Peanuts one. Keep up the good(or should I say evil) work. You rock!
Posted on Sun, Dec 24th, 2006 at 01:51:38 PM

Chuck said...
Hey man, that was incredible. I loved the peanuts death march! Can't decide it Vol 1 was better than 2 or not though... Have to listen a few dozen more times......
Posted on Sun, Dec 24th, 2006 at 02:28:13 AM

Brian said...
Loved it all, but I think the original title of the first number was "Sleigh Ride", not Sleigh Bells
Posted on Sat, Dec 23rd, 2006 at 02:35:32 PM

Scary Meadow said...
1: Still sounds jolly and happy.. A little.. 2: beautiful. 3: I can see him cutting heads off in the streets. 5: Jack Skellington song! 9: Credits-kinda song. 10: Ookay..:S :P
Posted on Sat, Dec 23rd, 2006 at 01:59:00 PM

Lizz-a-Bizz said...
OMG WOW! I wish i could play & compose like that. Totally SUPER-COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on Sat, Dec 23rd, 2006 at 12:01:12 PM

Marissa said...
Love both the video clips, ALL of the songs give me chills!
Posted on Sat, Dec 23rd, 2006 at 10:01:28 AM

russain pimp said...
omg this is pimpin. (@.@) []=|'''''"""'|"""|)>--- ()xxx[=========>
Posted on Sat, Dec 23rd, 2006 at 05:07:18 AM

allie said...
oh dang... this made my day :)
Posted on Sat, Dec 23rd, 2006 at 01:40:14 AM

Infinite Loop said...
Absolutely amazing!
Posted on Fri, Dec 22nd, 2006 at 05:50:11 PM

Crypt said...
damn i want that as a ring tone
Posted on Fri, Dec 22nd, 2006 at 03:09:43 PM

loufoque said...
WOW, are you single and available??? Better than sex!!!
Posted on Fri, Dec 22nd, 2006 at 03:07:19 PM

Emma said...
That is absolutely amazing! You are so talented, can't wait for the mp3! Merry Evil Xmas wishes from the UK!!
Posted on Fri, Dec 22nd, 2006 at 11:58:14 AM

lixa said...
wicked songs, cool, wish i could have the mp3, wish it would also stop jumping everytime i did something. Cool anyway!
Posted on Fri, Dec 22nd, 2006 at 11:09:46 AM

Paul Jury said...
To all those interested in getting an mp3 of the songs, we're working on one now... sign up for the email list (see to the right, or at the top of the main page) and we'll let you know when it's ready. In the meantime, merry (evil) Christmas!
Posted on Fri, Dec 22nd, 2006 at 09:41:16 AM

Jordan said...
holy crap ur talented
Posted on Fri, Dec 22nd, 2006 at 06:41:02 AM

Kris Kringle said...
LOVE the first and last ones. The quiz is harder though - the songs aren't quite as well-known. Like the Christmas Carol B-Team!
Posted on Fri, Dec 22nd, 2006 at 03:15:38 AM




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Debuted November 25th, 2007

More famous Christmas songs transposed to sound, well, evil. The mp3 of this is exclusively available to members of the Panda Smash e-mail list. To join, sign up here.

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Featuring 13 of your favorite demonic carols, including:
- (Deathly) Silent Night
- Here Comes Santa Claus (To Kill You While You Sleep)
- Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (and Reaper of Souls)
- Frosty's Death March
- Sleigh Ride (Lovely Weather for Pedestrian Casualties) - Click here to download the mp3!
- The 12 Days of Christmas (Each More Horrifiying Than the Last)


Starring: Sean Wesche
Directed by: Paul Jury
Music by: Sean Wesche

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