"Evil Christmas Carols (Volume 2)"
  More of your favorite Christmas songs in minor key.
   An episode of Music

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Debuted November 25th, 2007

What your favorite Christmas songs would sound like if they were the scores of horror movies. Now available on ITunes, CD Baby, and other online music sellers... or by the CD directly from us!

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Featuring 13 of your favorite demonic carols, including:
- (Deathly) Silent Night
- Here Comes Santa Claus (To Kill You While You Sleep)
- Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (and Reaper of Souls)
- Frosty's Death March
- Sleigh Ride (Lovely Weather for Pedestrian Casualties) - Click here to download the mp3!
- The 12 Days of Christmas (Each More Horrifiying Than the Last)

Starring: Sean Wesche
Directed by: Paul Jury
Music by: Sean Wesche


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I think we've gotten to the point where we're making mostly funny videos, just like the slogan says.
Mostly. Mostly.
Like in "Alien"... "mostly".
I don't really do pop culture references. And I think I've only watched funny movies for the past decade.
You don't even TiVo or Netflix non funny things?
At this point, I'm so deep in the viral videos world I only watch movie previews or trailers. And only if they're doing something unique.
Our sweet-ass plasma HDTV is completely wasted on you. I'm going to sell it for some magic beans on eBay. And remind me to beat you with a stick tomorrow.

Can you tell what each of these ominous tunes is? Play it with your friends like a sacrilegious quiz game! (The answers are below, in white - highlight them with your mouse to see them!)
1) Sleigh Ride (Lovely Weather for Pedestrian Casualties)
2) White Christmas (White with the Ashes of Your Family Members)
3) Frosty the Snowman (and Reaper of Souls)
4) It Came Upon a Midnight Clear (To Drink the Blood of the Innocents)
5) Chestnuts Roasting (along with Witches, Heathens and your Parents)
6) Have a Holly Jolly Christmas (Followed By a Hari-Kari New Year’s)
7) Go Tell It on the Mountain (But Don’t Ever Tell Your Parents)
8) (Nuclear) Winter Wonderland
and, having absolutely nothing to do with Christmas…
9) The Peanuts Death March

Displaying the most recent 10 comments (of 46 total comments) see all

Cameron said...
Posted on Tue, Dec 16th, 2008 at 08:39:20 PM

the dark lord said...
ahh I would like a Very Emo Christmas, guh: http://tinyurl.com/6poz6v
Posted on Tue, Dec 16th, 2008 at 11:01:34 AM

Anonymous said...
st. olaf sucks
Posted on Mon, Dec 15th, 2008 at 06:46:34 PM

Your Namegodzilla said...
i'm dreaming of no underpants christmas
Posted on Sun, Dec 14th, 2008 at 08:43:42 AM

Anonymous said...
those dainty little fingers of yours would look mighty good wrapped around a 9 inch mahogany bed post.... if ya know what I mean *wink wink*
Posted on Sat, Dec 13th, 2008 at 11:51:44 AM

Amber said...
Excellent arrangements and playing, but for the love of God PLEASE TUNE YOUR PIANO!!!
Posted on Tue, Dec 2nd, 2008 at 05:31:44 PM

innocence said...
this is what I get when I look up "evil christmas carols" on google?! SWEET!
Posted on Wed, Nov 26th, 2008 at 02:25:35 PM

G.R.R I said...
I can imagine ghosts dancin to this in a haunted house with like black christmas decorations up n stuff.. Its aweseome!!!!!!!!
Posted on Thu, Aug 14th, 2008 at 02:20:47 PM

James said...
Major key is such a waste
Posted on Fri, Feb 8th, 2008 at 11:01:10 PM

Your Name Judi said...
this isn't evil at all. I think it's fatastic! Very Bohemian, like Christmas in Russia. I've been looking for Christmas music that we could use while dancing the tango. I't s a little fast but this and volume one are the best I've found so far. Now if we could only dance as well as you play. You have great talent. Keep it up. I'm sending this on to friends.
Posted on Sat, Dec 1st, 2007 at 02:59:16 PM

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