"Evil Christmas Carols (Volume 1)"
  Your favorite Christmas songs... played in minor key.
   An episode of Music

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Debuted December 21st, 2006

What your favorite Christmas songs would sound like if they were the scores of horror movies. Now available on ITunes, CD Baby, and other online music sellers... or by the CD directly from us!

$11.95 + shipping

Featuring 13 of your favorite demonic carols, including:
- (Deathly) Silent Night
- Here Comes Santa Claus (To Kill You While You Sleep)
- Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (and Reaper of Souls)
- Frosty's Death March
- Sleigh Ride (Lovely Weather for Pedestrian Casualties) - Click here to download the mp3!
- The 12 Days of Christmas (Each More Horrifiying Than the Last)

Starring: Sean Wesche
Directed by: Paul Jury
Music by: Sean Wesche


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I think we've gotten to the point where we're making mostly funny videos, just like the slogan says.
Mostly. Mostly.
Like in "Alien"... "mostly".
I don't really do pop culture references. And I think I've only watched funny movies for the past decade.
You don't even TiVo or Netflix non funny things?
At this point, I'm so deep in the viral videos world I only watch movie previews or trailers. And only if they're doing something unique.
Our sweet-ass plasma HDTV is completely wasted on you. I'm going to sell it for some magic beans on eBay. And remind me to beat you with a stick tomorrow.

Can you tell what each of these ominous tunes is? Play it with your friends like a sacrilegious quiz game! (The answers are below, in white - highlight them with your mouse to see them!)
1) Jingle Bells (from Hell)
2) Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (of Death)
3) Silent Night (Because You're Dead)
4) Deck the Halls (With Buckets of Blood)
5) Here Comes Santa Claus (to Kill You While You Sleep)
6) The Twelve Days of Christmas (Each More Horrifying than the Last)
7) Away in a Manger (and Other Ways to Abduct a Child)
8) Joy to the World (but Death to Everyone in it)

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lauren+charlie said...
its ace and really ace i meen ill blow up if i seen it again
Posted on Mon, Nov 24th, 2008 at 11:45:30 AM

Bobo said...
There's something absolutely enchanting about minor keys... So much better than their major counterparts.
Posted on Sat, Jul 5th, 2008 at 01:47:18 AM

Ashram said...
This Music is AWESOME!!!! love the "Evil" carols much better than the original ones. Im deffinatly getting this CD.
Posted on Wed, Apr 23rd, 2008 at 01:29:30 AM

Jackie said...
You guys are seriously seriously seriously talented in the piano. WHOA. coming from a now-feeling lousy grade 7. whoa. Love what you guys are doing. =D Rock on!
Posted on Tue, Feb 12th, 2008 at 11:35:46 AM

frreso said...
Posted on Fri, Dec 28th, 2007 at 11:32:29 AM

Anonymous said...
well it would be good if we could fucking hear it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on Thu, Oct 4th, 2007 at 02:49:30 AM

Jagermonster said...
Awesome!! I loved it! The only thing I would change is to have the camera-man lite the nativity scene on fire while you were playing. Then I would've fallen out of my chair as well as loving the music :)
Posted on Thu, Aug 30th, 2007 at 01:10:28 AM

~Verusca_ said...
Where's the mp3? I want it very much!!
Posted on Sat, Aug 25th, 2007 at 11:41:54 AM

emily said...
deck the halls sounds like a tango :] loved it. i like minor keys better anyway.
Posted on Thu, Aug 23rd, 2007 at 09:08:40 PM

Susan said...
WOW! It takes a lot to play a song normally in a major key in a minor, Was it [forgive me for its been a few years since music theory class] the relative minor [e.g. C major = A minor] or the same name [e.g. C major = C minor]? :P Former band nerd here,,,,
Posted on Sat, Aug 18th, 2007 at 12:42:33 PM

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