"James K. Polk"
  Memoirs #1
   An episode of Comedy Shorts

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Debuted November 14th, 2006

On Expansionism and the Compromise of 1850. Rated R.

Starring: James K. Polk


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I think we've gotten to the point where we're making mostly funny videos, just like the slogan says.
Mostly. Mostly.
Like in "Alien"... "mostly".
I don't really do pop culture references. And I think I've only watched funny movies for the past decade.
You don't even TiVo or Netflix non funny things?
At this point, I'm so deep in the viral videos world I only watch movie previews or trailers. And only if they're doing something unique.
Our sweet-ass plasma HDTV is completely wasted on you. I'm going to sell it for some magic beans on eBay. And remind me to beat you with a stick tomorrow.

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Displaying the most recent 6 comments (of 6 total comments)

Anonymous said...
I hope you make more blogs by Polk!
Posted on Fri, Nov 16th, 2007 at 05:56:08 PM

Dianne said...
Dear JD(is it?) You have a great voice, I could listen to you talk all day!
Posted on Sat, Jan 13th, 2007 at 03:50:26 PM

Danie said...
wow.. just.. wow.. not one of those things i've thought this in depth about, but it's probably becasue i'm female.. wow. funny though.
Posted on Thu, Jan 4th, 2007 at 09:47:18 AM

Nat said...
Gross. But I've wondered the same thing. PS, I bet JDs family is going to looove this one.
Posted on Tue, Nov 14th, 2006 at 05:20:55 PM

Anonymous said...
my faith in humanity has been restored
Posted on Tue, Nov 14th, 2006 at 12:33:07 PM

Anonymous said...
What the F*@&!?? But I kind of like it...
Posted on Tue, Nov 14th, 2006 at 03:58:40 AM

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