"How to Turn Your Party Into an Orgy"
   An episode of Sam's House of Knowledge

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Debuted November 2nd, 2006

Sam helps out a dude in Boston who wants his next party to become a wicked killah orgy.

Starring: Sam Greenspan
Written by: Sam Greenspan


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I think we've gotten to the point where we're making mostly funny videos, just like the slogan says.
Mostly. Mostly.
Like in "Alien"... "mostly".
I don't really do pop culture references. And I think I've only watched funny movies for the past decade.
You don't even TiVo or Netflix non funny things?
At this point, I'm so deep in the viral videos world I only watch movie previews or trailers. And only if they're doing something unique.
Our sweet-ass plasma HDTV is completely wasted on you. I'm going to sell it for some magic beans on eBay. And remind me to beat you with a stick tomorrow.

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haphsaph said...
loved the Orgazmo reference!
Posted on Wed, Sep 2nd, 2009 at 04:49:23 PM

Anonymous said...
You're the man, Sam! ;)
Posted on Fri, Apr 11th, 2008 at 02:22:42 PM

Anonymous said...
hello =D
Posted on Mon, Mar 17th, 2008 at 06:26:19 PM

cereal said...
"jesus is watching. jesus is watching!" definite mood killa.
Posted on Fri, Oct 12th, 2007 at 01:37:02 AM

Thoran said...
Whatever... I likes it and thats it. 8-] http://gauntlet.page.tl/
Posted on Sat, Sep 8th, 2007 at 10:17:21 AM

Tyler said...
Yeah, whoever that "Anonymous" puss is who bitched you out, seriously needs to develop a sense of humor. Very funny stuff. and for the record - I've drank everclear, and as long as you're not a moron and don't down the whole bottle, you'll be fine. A little bit goes a long way. Same with absinth.
Posted on Fri, Jul 13th, 2007 at 04:26:52 PM

kaseh said...
Wow, someone is taking this way too seriously, lmfao. it was super funny.
Posted on Mon, Jul 9th, 2007 at 06:01:16 AM

Anonymous said...
Obviously you have very little experience with Everclear. Great idea Sam, if you want to induce vomiting, blackouts, and trips to the emergency room to get your stomach pumped. How many times have you personally drank grain alcohol? Right. #2: Call girls do not typically get involved in "orgies." You've been watching too many movies, and inventing your own reality. #3: How many Mormons do you know? My guess is not one. Excellent stereotyping based on flat ignorance. And "Jesus is watching"? Again, stereotyping- a phrase based not on life experience but on guesswork. Not only unfunny but insensitive. Stick to what you know. Drink Everclear, hire a hooker, meet some Mormons and gain some credibility. I heard Brian Dennehy can tell some great stories about Vietnam. Ugh.
Posted on Thu, Jul 5th, 2007 at 01:41:04 AM

Anonymous said...
i like this a lot. impressive. especially the pic of the guy and his wife and the smirnoff ices.
Posted on Wed, Nov 8th, 2006 at 11:27:56 PM

Nathan said...
Pretty funny. Moreover, some pretty damn good ideas actually.
Posted on Mon, Nov 6th, 2006 at 09:37:40 PM

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