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Debuted October 28th, 2006

Do you hate the voicemail lady? We do.

Starring: Mary McKitrick
Written by: Paul Jury


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I think we've gotten to the point where we're making mostly funny videos, just like the slogan says.
Mostly. Mostly.
Like in "Alien"... "mostly".
I don't really do pop culture references. And I think I've only watched funny movies for the past decade.
You don't even TiVo or Netflix non funny things?
At this point, I'm so deep in the viral videos world I only watch movie previews or trailers. And only if they're doing something unique.
Our sweet-ass plasma HDTV is completely wasted on you. I'm going to sell it for some magic beans on eBay. And remind me to beat you with a stick tomorrow.

Thanks to all you potential voicemailers out there... you know who you are.
Download the clean Mp3 or dirty Mp3 for use on your own answering machine! (Right-click the approriate link and "Save as").

Displaying the most recent 10 comments (of 11 total comments) see all

Nonymous said...
that is sweet execpt for the cussing
Posted on Wed, Aug 19th, 2009 at 02:13:16 PM

Anonymous said...
wow just wow
Posted on Fri, Oct 17th, 2008 at 04:57:17 PM

imINSANEandiLOVEIT said...
HAHAHA....i agree.oh, and i also agree with the machine about the 'pressing 1' thing! that TOTALY pisses me off! since when do have to press 1??!?!?! WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS?!?!
Posted on Thu, Jan 17th, 2008 at 08:54:25 PM

Anonymous said...
I agree! please make an edited version!
Posted on Tue, Aug 7th, 2007 at 01:37:59 AM

Anonymous said...
That's hilarious! I'd love to use this as my voice mail message. But could you make a censored version? I can't have my boss or my grandma call me and hear that.
Posted on Thu, Aug 2nd, 2007 at 05:47:39 PM

Anonymous said...
hahah that's hilarious. i hate that, all the functions of those voicemail ladies are so useless it's ridiculously funny
Posted on Wed, Jul 25th, 2007 at 04:51:43 AM

Anonymous said...
this iz sum sicko machine! it wuld b so cool if they actually sed dat
Posted on Thu, Mar 15th, 2007 at 04:19:44 PM

Anonymous said...
Posted on Fri, Mar 9th, 2007 at 07:49:23 PM

Anonymous said...
Wow, That reall is awsome! I wish machines really did say that.
Posted on Mon, Feb 12th, 2007 at 02:15:07 PM

Anonymous said...
Posted on Wed, Dec 27th, 2006 at 09:37:34 PM

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