"How to Survive in a Riot"
   An episode of Sam's House of Knowledge

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Debuted October 25th, 2006

Sam gives some advice to a guy who's worried about what to do if he's ever in a riot.

Starring: Sam Greenspan
Written by: Sam Greenspan


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I think we've gotten to the point where we're making mostly funny videos, just like the slogan says.
Mostly. Mostly.
Like in "Alien"... "mostly".
I don't really do pop culture references. And I think I've only watched funny movies for the past decade.
You don't even TiVo or Netflix non funny things?
At this point, I'm so deep in the viral videos world I only watch movie previews or trailers. And only if they're doing something unique.
Our sweet-ass plasma HDTV is completely wasted on you. I'm going to sell it for some magic beans on eBay. And remind me to beat you with a stick tomorrow.

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Displaying the most recent 7 comments (of 7 total comments)

X said...
I agree with everything exept for your idea for if you fall down and with the CSI thing.even if I don't WATCH CSI.
Posted on Sat, Apr 26th, 2008 at 05:25:54 PM

Sarah said...
gotta love G-rap! now we all know what to do when the art students start rioting =]
Posted on Tue, Nov 13th, 2007 at 09:34:38 AM

BIGFUZZY said...
now do one about mosh pits on how to stay the longest and win u should leave and stuff like that
Posted on Sun, Oct 7th, 2007 at 08:14:20 PM

Clay said...
I was nearly in a riot in Atlanta. Sams's advice is good, just get the hell out.
Posted on Thu, Jul 12th, 2007 at 12:16:38 AM

Anonymous said...
lol mountian lions?
Posted on Sun, Dec 17th, 2006 at 08:45:37 AM

Nathan said...
How do I send you a question?
Posted on Mon, Nov 6th, 2006 at 09:54:47 PM

Pat said...
I'll check yo ass like a looter in a riot.
Posted on Wed, Oct 25th, 2006 at 07:22:36 PM

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