"Twitter Spokesman Tells Users to Die"
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Debuted November 6th, 2009

A harsh but fair message from Twitter.

Written by: Sam Greenspan

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Sam:  
Yo.
Paul:  
I think we've gotten to the point where we're making mostly funny videos, just like the slogan says.
Sam:  
Mostly. Mostly.
Paul:  
What?
Sam:  
Like in "Alien"... "mostly".
Paul:  
I don't really do pop culture references. And I think I've only watched funny movies for the past decade.
Sam:  
You don't even TiVo or Netflix non funny things?
Paul:  
At this point, I'm so deep in the viral videos world I only watch movie previews or trailers. And only if they're doing something unique.
Sam:  
Our sweet-ass plasma HDTV is completely wasted on you. I'm going to sell it for some magic beans on eBay. And remind me to beat you with a stick tomorrow.






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