"How to Talk to Black People"
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Debuted April 19th, 2008

The U.S. Olympic Track & Field trials are being held in Eugene, Oregon, this summer. To prepare, some people there ACTUALLY started a committee to teach the city how to talk to black people. We imagine their training video would go something like this.

Starring: Sam Greenspan, Anthony White, Michael Hampton, Lia LaCour
Written by: Sam Greenspan
Directed by: Paul Jury, Sam Greenspan
Edited by: Paul Jury, Sam Greenspan
Director of Photography: Paul Jury
Crew: Jeff Singer


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Mostly. Mostly.
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YogurtDawg said...
I tried to serve a black guy, im still recovering.......
Posted on Fri, Aug 29th, 2008 at 03:18:31 PM

Pat S. said...
A dude wore a suit just like that to my high-school graduation. It was lime green, but the principals made him go home and change into the mandated black pants, white shirt and tie outfit. Racists.
Posted on Thu, Jun 12th, 2008 at 05:03:36 PM

you know what you guys should do? It's about time you make peace with my people. the hispanic/latin people!!! you guys should REALLY make a video like that!!!
Posted on Wed, Apr 23rd, 2008 at 05:25:25 PM

Heather said...
"Let's paint the white house black!" LOL
Posted on Tue, Apr 22nd, 2008 at 08:02:48 AM

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