"The Break-Up Poem"
   An episode of Comedy Shorts

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Debuted February 13th, 2008

Learn the different poetry styles while breaking up with your Valentine!

Starring: Blake Silver, Tracy Mulholland
Music by: Sean Wesche, Tracy Mulholland
Crew: Sam Greenspan, Jeff Singer


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I think we've gotten to the point where we're making mostly funny videos, just like the slogan says.
Mostly. Mostly.
Like in "Alien"... "mostly".
I don't really do pop culture references. And I think I've only watched funny movies for the past decade.
You don't even TiVo or Netflix non funny things?
At this point, I'm so deep in the viral videos world I only watch movie previews or trailers. And only if they're doing something unique.
Our sweet-ass plasma HDTV is completely wasted on you. I'm going to sell it for some magic beans on eBay. And remind me to beat you with a stick tomorrow.

Displaying the most recent 10 comments (of 10 total comments)

Decaf Please said...
"Where are those drums coming from?" XD HAHAH~ Loved the coffee house poetry and the slam poetry
Posted on Fri, Jun 26th, 2009 at 03:33:14 PM

Anonymous said...
the haiku was really funny
Posted on Sun, Jul 20th, 2008 at 04:37:46 PM

Kara said...
Damn - what a sexy walk that girl's got. "I also hate your face" just made my day.
Posted on Wed, Feb 20th, 2008 at 12:10:40 PM

Your Name clay said...
Posted on Fri, Feb 15th, 2008 at 12:34:05 PM

Noah said...
oh snap, I like the cameo
Posted on Fri, Feb 15th, 2008 at 09:42:21 AM

shannon said...
i looooooooove this, i'm posting it NOW!
Posted on Fri, Feb 15th, 2008 at 12:47:14 AM

Gobe said...
Funny, vaguely racist, and openly misogynistic. Quintessential Paul
Posted on Thu, Feb 14th, 2008 at 03:51:52 PM

Carl said...
tracy, if you were a president you would be baberaham lincoln
Posted on Thu, Feb 14th, 2008 at 02:14:20 PM

Big D said...
"I also hate your face"...so Im not the only one to have ever said that...thanks Pandasmash
Posted on Thu, Feb 14th, 2008 at 01:35:22 PM

Jill Slattery said...
Tracy Mulholland rocks my world. "I also hate your face."
Posted on Thu, Feb 14th, 2008 at 12:38:03 PM

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