"Learn Greek Gods Thru Ringtone Jams!"
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Debuted August 29th, 2007

Kids today don't learn Greek mythology through a book. They need to learn it through ringtones.

Written by: Sam Greenspan


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Every University Mythology Professor said...
Given this most recent revelation, I have decided that I shall no longer use this information to teach all my courses.
Posted on Mon, Nov 19th, 2007 at 02:01:45 PM

Julie said...
John (Nov 15th post) - Artist: Kayne West Title: Stronger
Posted on Sun, Nov 18th, 2007 at 06:30:28 PM

Julie said...
Apollo was not the God of the sun. That is a common misconception. Among many of the things that he was deemed God of, it was being the God of light that causes people to confuse (and identify) him with the Greek God of the Sun, Helios. Maniae is also not correct. That term is used in the following sentence: ...emerging to receive their offerings on the annual feast day of the Maniae. Her proper name is Mana or Mania. www.pantheon.org - Encyclopedia Mythica is your friend. Use it next time.
Posted on Sun, Nov 18th, 2007 at 06:28:14 PM

Zach said...
Kanye West is playing stronger on the Kratos one
Posted on Sun, Nov 18th, 2007 at 10:45:46 AM

John said...
I dunno who's doing the remix, but the ORIGINAL of the song is "Harder Better Faster Stronger" by Daft Punk, who totally rock. Best Robot band evar.
Posted on Thu, Nov 15th, 2007 at 07:08:37 AM

Duct Tape said...
What is the song playing for "Kratos"?
Posted on Wed, Oct 17th, 2007 at 05:12:42 PM

cereal said...
alistair crowley. zip it. as for the video, i found it a bit educational and hilarious.
Posted on Fri, Oct 12th, 2007 at 01:56:15 AM

Anonymous said...
To anomymous: It was RJ allright lol. He/she is the only dumb serious hobo that comments here lol.
Posted on Thu, Sep 13th, 2007 at 01:38:47 AM

Your Namephil d said...
Posted on Fri, Sep 7th, 2007 at 12:50:56 PM

Anonymous said...
...Ronald? Is that you?
Posted on Mon, Sep 3rd, 2007 at 03:14:23 AM

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