"Ep#2 - Panda vs. Tekken Panda"
  Memoirs of a Big, Drunk Panda
   An episode of Comedy Shorts

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Debuted August 7th, 2007

The Big, Drunk Panda returns, this time to take on one of video gaming's most obscure characters.

Starring: A Big Drunk Panda
Written by: Paul Jury
Animation by: Josh Sager


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I think we've gotten to the point where we're making mostly funny videos, just like the slogan says.
Mostly. Mostly.
Like in "Alien"... "mostly".
I don't really do pop culture references. And I think I've only watched funny movies for the past decade.
You don't even TiVo or Netflix non funny things?
At this point, I'm so deep in the viral videos world I only watch movie previews or trailers. And only if they're doing something unique.
Our sweet-ass plasma HDTV is completely wasted on you. I'm going to sell it for some magic beans on eBay. And remind me to beat you with a stick tomorrow.

Displaying the most recent 9 comments (of 9 total comments)

Anonymous said...
hahaha what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on Sun, May 10th, 2009 at 12:11:28 PM

PANDAgirl said...
HAHAH!!! i LOVE that panda!!!! the ending was asolutely HILARIOUS!!!
Posted on Fri, Jan 18th, 2008 at 09:12:30 AM

cherry25 said...
midstif panda rules
Posted on Sun, Nov 11th, 2007 at 11:38:28 AM

Anonymous said...
panda is awesome... make more.... make more....
Posted on Mon, Sep 3rd, 2007 at 12:35:09 PM

Pete said...
I remember Tekken 3. I loved that game. And Kuma sucked.
Posted on Sun, Sep 2nd, 2007 at 12:39:13 PM

Stephanie said...
Don't listen to Anonymous. The Panda is very funny.
Posted on Thu, Aug 9th, 2007 at 12:17:43 PM

Lord Snigginston said...
Haha, that bear was talking!
Posted on Thu, Aug 9th, 2007 at 12:16:06 PM

Anonymous said...
I appriciate that you want to make the panda a recurring character, I mean he is your logo, but so far he's not funny. Just dumb.
Posted on Thu, Aug 9th, 2007 at 02:05:57 AM

Pat said...
Kuma wins. Bitch. Tekken 3 and not Tekken 5? If we're going with 1998 pop culture references, maybe we can also note that the dot-com market is really hot right now, and that there's supposed to be this cool flick called "The Matrix" coming out soon. That sounds totally phat!
Posted on Thu, Aug 9th, 2007 at 12:08:00 AM

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