"Five Secrets to a Great First Date"
   An episode of Sam's House of Knowledge





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Debuted July 30th, 2007

Want to know how to have a first date without screwing it up? Sam has the answer.

Starring: Sam Greenspan
Written by: Sam Greenspan

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Sam:  
Yo.
Paul:  
I think we've gotten to the point where we're making mostly funny videos, just like the slogan says.
Sam:  
Mostly. Mostly.
Paul:  
What?
Sam:  
Like in "Alien"... "mostly".
Paul:  
I don't really do pop culture references. And I think I've only watched funny movies for the past decade.
Sam:  
You don't even TiVo or Netflix non funny things?
Paul:  
At this point, I'm so deep in the viral videos world I only watch movie previews or trailers. And only if they're doing something unique.
Sam:  
Our sweet-ass plasma HDTV is completely wasted on you. I'm going to sell it for some magic beans on eBay. And remind me to beat you with a stick tomorrow.









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Displaying the most recent 9 comments (of 9 total comments)

Anonymous said...
wow that was actually pretty good advice!
Posted on Sun, Jul 20th, 2008 at 04:59:15 PM

Cat Girl said...
man, here is another important tip: as CORNY as it sounds, just be yourself. if you don't, then you'll never find the person just for you. oh, but, uh...whaterver you do dont act like an egotisitic, self-centered, in-love-with-your-mirror bastard/bitch. that means both genders :)
Posted on Thu, Jan 17th, 2008 at 06:15:24 PM

Anonymous said...
that sucked dood
Posted on Sun, Sep 2nd, 2007 at 04:57:07 AM

Anonymous said...
For the Girls, if your both new to the job market, when you ask the guy, "what college did you go to?" do NOT immediately follow it up with, "did you graduate?" I responded "yes" but couldn't get past the "what kind of losers have you dated?" "Oh, I went to Harvard....i'm on the 15 year plan...at night school"
Posted on Thu, Aug 2nd, 2007 at 02:31:41 PM

Jayro said...
20 - 0 Skinnies over Fats...What a Miracle on ice!! Put the tip in was even more briliant though! Nice subtle jokes in this piece.
Posted on Mon, Jul 30th, 2007 at 09:53:14 PM

David and Goliath said...
Paul last week, Gabe this week, do I sense a pattern?
Posted on Mon, Jul 30th, 2007 at 09:50:00 PM

Stephanie said...
Here's another tip: "Don't sweep them into your arms bridal style and carry them to the car." That happened to me. He probably thought it seemed gallant at the time, but all it did was freak me out.
Posted on Mon, Jul 30th, 2007 at 11:54:26 AM

Josef said...
this could be very helpful if i could actually get the local girls to like me XD
Posted on Mon, Jul 30th, 2007 at 11:34:57 AM

Anonymous said...
Cool advice! Thanks!
Posted on Mon, Jul 30th, 2007 at 08:36:28 AM




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