"How to Dodge the Draft"
   An episode of Sam's House of Knowledge





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Debuted July 16th, 2007

Although he doesn't endorse illegal activity, Sam gives advice to a guy who's worried about the military draft coming back.

Starring: Sam Greenspan
Written by: Sam Greenspan

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Sam:  
Yo.
Paul:  
I think we've gotten to the point where we're making mostly funny videos, just like the slogan says.
Sam:  
Mostly. Mostly.
Paul:  
What?
Sam:  
Like in "Alien"... "mostly".
Paul:  
I don't really do pop culture references. And I think I've only watched funny movies for the past decade.
Sam:  
You don't even TiVo or Netflix non funny things?
Paul:  
At this point, I'm so deep in the viral videos world I only watch movie previews or trailers. And only if they're doing something unique.
Sam:  
Our sweet-ass plasma HDTV is completely wasted on you. I'm going to sell it for some magic beans on eBay. And remind me to beat you with a stick tomorrow.









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Displaying the most recent 9 comments (of 9 total comments)

Pete said...
Lmao, the MT's Punch Out reference was awesome. That combo is killer, eh?
Posted on Sun, Sep 2nd, 2007 at 05:58:44 PM

Hairylegs said...
Your draft dodger looks like the late George Harrison of the Beatle's fame: a UK citizen, where there is no natinal service.
Posted on Wed, Jul 25th, 2007 at 03:04:33 AM

The Oracle of All Things (Technical and Nerdy) Pandasmash said...
The same camera used for all the scenes - a Panasonic DVX-100. The first scene was simply shot at a lower video resolution, ignoring all the proper film techniques such as lighting, proper audio, having the actors not look at the camera, etc. Then it was made to look even worse in editing. The iFilms scene was shot in 24p mode and color-corrected in post.
Posted on Wed, Jul 18th, 2007 at 11:17:43 AM

questioner said...
hey good job on the tribute video i got a question though. on the first scene during the clip the camerea yall used was grainy, what was the second camera used for the clip titled ifilms
Posted on Wed, Jul 18th, 2007 at 12:40:28 AM

Anonymous said...
I don't think anybody saw that coming...
Posted on Tue, Jul 17th, 2007 at 07:49:10 AM

Scott Kohlhaas said...
Hello. Very good peice! Would you be willing to spread the word about www.draftresistance.org? It's a site dedicated to shattering the myths surrounding the selective slavery system and building mass civil disobedience to stop the draft before it starts. Our banner on a website, printing and posting the anti-draft flyer or just telling friends would help. Thanks! Scott Kohlhaas PS. When it comes to conscription, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure!
Posted on Mon, Jul 16th, 2007 at 05:51:01 PM

Anonymous said...
Oh sh*t, first comment status?! Perez Greenspan!
Posted on Mon, Jul 16th, 2007 at 02:03:08 PM

Anonymous said...
First comment! Awesome vid. At least religion came in handy somewhere.
Posted on Mon, Jul 16th, 2007 at 09:28:57 AM

desperados said...
Yep, first comment's mine great vid btw
Posted on Mon, Jul 16th, 2007 at 07:57:15 AM




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