"Jack Needs A Date!"
  Seriously. And these chicks ain't easy.
   An episode of Comedy Shorts

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Debuted June 18th, 2007

Jack went out to the park to try and find some girls who might date him.

Starring: Jack Packard
Directed by: Jack Packard


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I think we've gotten to the point where we're making mostly funny videos, just like the slogan says.
Mostly. Mostly.
Like in "Alien"... "mostly".
I don't really do pop culture references. And I think I've only watched funny movies for the past decade.
You don't even TiVo or Netflix non funny things?
At this point, I'm so deep in the viral videos world I only watch movie previews or trailers. And only if they're doing something unique.
Our sweet-ass plasma HDTV is completely wasted on you. I'm going to sell it for some magic beans on eBay. And remind me to beat you with a stick tomorrow.

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Displaying the most recent 8 comments (of 8 total comments)

Your Name Dad said...
Jack, that was great!!!!!!!! Love Dad
Posted on Wed, Apr 15th, 2009 at 02:07:20 PM

Your Name. ahna said...
jack is great fun..........
Posted on Fri, Aug 1st, 2008 at 10:49:05 PM

NO im a girl said...
Teeheeehe....lol! poooor jack. i don't know why people don't like jack videos. they make us fellow pathetic losers look better :D
Posted on Thu, Jan 17th, 2008 at 09:04:58 PM

tammy said...
im sorry.. but try shaving... put some jeans on.. and get the stick out of your ass... and try to chew some gum or something to keep your mouth from saying stupid shit.... then... and only then.. maybe you will get yourself a date...
Posted on Sun, Sep 9th, 2007 at 07:23:06 PM

Anonymous said...
Was that to be funny?
Posted on Sat, Aug 4th, 2007 at 05:26:11 PM

Anonymous said...
Please no more Jack videos, please.
Posted on Tue, Jun 19th, 2007 at 09:16:51 PM

talley said...
I couldn't stop laughing through this. I need to see more Jack videos.
Posted on Mon, Jun 18th, 2007 at 07:11:46 PM

Anonymous said...
My, that's a shame.
Posted on Mon, Jun 18th, 2007 at 06:28:29 PM

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