"Thwomp: A Day on the Job"
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Debuted January 1st, 2007

In Mario Brothers, he was just a floating head of granite. But there's so more to him than that. Like bitterness. And anger-management issues.

Written by: Alex Jury
Directed by: Paul Jury


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I think we've gotten to the point where we're making mostly funny videos, just like the slogan says.
Mostly. Mostly.
Like in "Alien"... "mostly".
I don't really do pop culture references. And I think I've only watched funny movies for the past decade.
You don't even TiVo or Netflix non funny things?
At this point, I'm so deep in the viral videos world I only watch movie previews or trailers. And only if they're doing something unique.
Our sweet-ass plasma HDTV is completely wasted on you. I'm going to sell it for some magic beans on eBay. And remind me to beat you with a stick tomorrow.

Performed and animated by the Brothers Jury.

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Scott said...
"THWOMP ya bitch-ass!!" lolmao
Posted on Wed, Mar 12th, 2008 at 11:44:59 AM

Fireball said...
Yeah, I also say "Gotcha Bitch!"
Posted on Thu, Nov 22nd, 2007 at 03:53:06 AM

Beau said...
Sounds like the fireball is saying "Gotcha back!" "Yeah, got yo dumbass!!" friggin awesome!
Posted on Thu, Nov 22nd, 2007 at 12:17:26 AM

Fireball said...
"He's packin'!"
Posted on Wed, Nov 21st, 2007 at 11:52:49 PM

Russell said...
Pretty awesome, but what exactly did the fireball say when Mario was invincible and the Thwomp was going to smash him?
Posted on Wed, Nov 21st, 2007 at 06:15:28 PM

Anonymous said...
Very Funny!!!!
Posted on Tue, Nov 20th, 2007 at 07:35:03 PM

Anonymous said...
"ohhh, you'll be back, you dirty lil bastard!" too effing funny!
Posted on Fri, Oct 12th, 2007 at 02:06:12 AM

Anonymous said...
Posted on Sat, Sep 29th, 2007 at 09:48:55 AM

Pete said...
Lmao, the Boo..
Posted on Sun, Sep 2nd, 2007 at 11:23:02 PM

Anonymous said...
lmao. hilarious. nice job
Posted on Sun, Sep 2nd, 2007 at 12:35:59 PM

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