"What to Stock to Prepare for a Disaster"
   An episode of Sam's House of Knowledge

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Debuted March 21st, 2007

Sam helps get you ready to make your basement or emergency shelter totally awesome in case the worst happens.

Starring: Sam Greenspan
Written by: Sam Greenspan


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I think we've gotten to the point where we're making mostly funny videos, just like the slogan says.
Mostly. Mostly.
Like in "Alien"... "mostly".
I don't really do pop culture references. And I think I've only watched funny movies for the past decade.
You don't even TiVo or Netflix non funny things?
At this point, I'm so deep in the viral videos world I only watch movie previews or trailers. And only if they're doing something unique.
Our sweet-ass plasma HDTV is completely wasted on you. I'm going to sell it for some magic beans on eBay. And remind me to beat you with a stick tomorrow.

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X said...
that stuff is for VAMPIRES NOT ZOMBIES but the holy water might still work
Posted on Wed, Apr 23rd, 2008 at 04:27:51 AM

the INSANE ASYLUM is my home said...
HAHA. oh- I'm an artist! so if a disaster heads this way, I'll be FRIKIN FILTHY RICH!!! hey, I'M and Art critique! a picture's worth a thousand words ^_-
Posted on Sat, Apr 12th, 2008 at 02:46:08 PM

Anonymous said...
lol awesome vid. I love the sam's house of knowlage's. One thing though... Garlic, Crosses and holy water are to keep vampires away. For zombies, you have to destroy their heads :)
Posted on Tue, Nov 20th, 2007 at 08:20:50 PM

cereal said...
lol@the big box of condoms! at least i have the can opener and candles checked from the list.
Posted on Fri, Oct 12th, 2007 at 01:25:39 AM

Anonymous said...
Lol, condoms.
Posted on Tue, Oct 9th, 2007 at 07:58:09 PM

Anonymous said...
This entire series I found hilarious - pure genius... and, more disturbingly, full of important tidbits of truth. Please continue if you can keep up the quality.
Posted on Fri, May 11th, 2007 at 10:28:02 PM

cory said...
can you do one on "how to fake your own death"? feel like there's not enough good info on that out there... i've checked.
Posted on Fri, Apr 13th, 2007 at 01:14:30 PM

Pat said...
Dude, we all know that the best item for a zombie apocalypse is a machete, with the 12-gauge Mossberg (favorite of Krayzie Bone) in close second. Garlic? Man, the zombie bitches will just use that to flavor your brains. You should read "The Zombie Survival Guide" to get a good handle on these things.
Posted on Mon, Apr 9th, 2007 at 08:05:59 AM

Kevin said...
Keep getting better and better.
Posted on Fri, Mar 23rd, 2007 at 03:36:45 PM

JohnnyBlue said...
CLASSIC!!! The zombie ending was perfect, but you forgot the boomstick ;)
Posted on Thu, Mar 22nd, 2007 at 09:01:14 AM

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