"Magnus, Inc."
   An episode of Comedy Shorts

Run time:
16:04 (w/ credits)

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5,527 ratings


Debuted March 12th, 2007

Presenting Pandasmash*s first short film.

A guy. A girl. And an epic battle of two lemonade stands on a residential street between a boy with the brain of a man, and a man with the brain of a carp.

Starring: Ori Pfeffer, Reed Alexander, Abby Miller, Beth Grant, Robert Peters
Written by: Peter Barnes
Directed by: Peter Barnes
Director of Photography: Brian Burgoyne


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I think we've gotten to the point where we're making mostly funny videos, just like the slogan says.
Mostly. Mostly.
Like in "Alien"... "mostly".
I don't really do pop culture references. And I think I've only watched funny movies for the past decade.
You don't even TiVo or Netflix non funny things?
At this point, I'm so deep in the viral videos world I only watch movie previews or trailers. And only if they're doing something unique.
Our sweet-ass plasma HDTV is completely wasted on you. I'm going to sell it for some magic beans on eBay. And remind me to beat you with a stick tomorrow.

For other cast and crew info, see the credits of the film!

* And by Pandasmash, we mean Peter Barnes, close friend of Pandasmash, who was good enough to choose us as the host for his world internet premiere.

Displaying the most recent 10 comments (of 20 total comments) see all

Rob said...
I want more
Posted on Tue, Apr 29th, 2008 at 01:34:21 AM

Tiffany said...
I used to work at Reed's summer camp! That kid is so amazing. When he would walk into the camp office, and ask me, "How ARE you today??" with this big grin, he totally made my day.
Posted on Thu, Aug 2nd, 2007 at 12:04:02 AM

Anonymous said...
The kid was very talented, also reminded me of Napoleon Dynamite, but funnier :P
Posted on Wed, Jul 18th, 2007 at 03:33:06 PM

Kristian Aloma said...
that was hilarious. well done peter barnes. and oracle, thanks for bringing back fond memories of a film called the cadbury bunny...i will have nightmares tonight...sweet, sweet nightmares
Posted on Sat, Apr 28th, 2007 at 11:08:50 PM

hannah g said...
your best yet-- pretty incredible kids
Posted on Fri, Apr 13th, 2007 at 05:43:41 PM

Murphy said...
Genius. Absolutely genius.
Posted on Thu, Apr 12th, 2007 at 11:21:25 PM

The Oracle of All Things Pandasmash said...
Re: "Why is this on the site?" No, not just because it's fine film-making... the other reason is that Peter Barnes, who created Magnus, goes way back with Paul Jury, who created, um... a few things on this site. They made movies together in college. Including one about the Cadbury bunny being executed. It was gnarly.
Posted on Fri, Mar 23rd, 2007 at 07:55:08 PM

Anonymous said...
I am confused. Why is this on this site? I just saw this on imdb.com. Are you just supporting this film and it's creators?
Posted on Fri, Mar 23rd, 2007 at 02:37:35 PM

ED said...
Good movie. That chick was f-able also.
Posted on Tue, Mar 20th, 2007 at 08:22:40 PM

Anonymous said...
that was supposed to be funny right? Cuz it just made me feel sad.
Posted on Tue, Mar 20th, 2007 at 04:48:14 PM

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