"How to Talk Your Husband Out of Getting a Gun"
   An episode of Sam's House of Knowledge





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Debuted March 2nd, 2007

Sam gives advice to a woman who hates that her husband wants to buy a gun.

Starring: Sam Greenspan
Written by: Sam Greenspan

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Sam:  
Yo.
Paul:  
I think we've gotten to the point where we're making mostly funny videos, just like the slogan says.
Sam:  
Mostly. Mostly.
Paul:  
What?
Sam:  
Like in "Alien"... "mostly".
Paul:  
I don't really do pop culture references. And I think I've only watched funny movies for the past decade.
Sam:  
You don't even TiVo or Netflix non funny things?
Paul:  
At this point, I'm so deep in the viral videos world I only watch movie previews or trailers. And only if they're doing something unique.
Sam:  
Our sweet-ass plasma HDTV is completely wasted on you. I'm going to sell it for some magic beans on eBay. And remind me to beat you with a stick tomorrow.









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Displaying the most recent 10 comments (of 11 total comments) see all

Anonymous said...
*laughs at all the stupid people who ask for his email when it's right under the video*
Posted on Sun, Sep 2nd, 2007 at 05:47:31 PM

Amy said...
Signs would be another good bat movie.
Posted on Thu, Jul 19th, 2007 at 01:39:15 AM

zoomer said...
Lol. That's funny, is there any email to send you stuff?
Posted on Fri, Apr 6th, 2007 at 03:32:53 PM

J^3 said...
p.s. way to stick it to your girlfriend, that dumb nagging bitch.
Posted on Fri, Mar 9th, 2007 at 06:16:11 PM

J^3 said...
A horny divorced man with a gun = not a good look.
Posted on Fri, Mar 9th, 2007 at 06:02:54 PM

Sam said...
Here's why, Pat: It's because I believe that sexual blackmail doesn't actually work. It's, at best, an idle threat, and, at worst, a trigger for disaster. Meaning -- if you say you won't have sex with him and he gets a gun anyways, you either will eventually cave in SOMETIME in the next however many years and have sex (thus it's an idle threat)... or you'll stick to the threat, it'll lead to unbelievable fighting and, potentially, lead to serious marital issues. See... I really DO put thought into these things.
Posted on Thu, Mar 8th, 2007 at 06:08:06 PM

pat said...
why not just tell your husband you wont bang him if he got a gun?
Posted on Wed, Mar 7th, 2007 at 01:28:17 PM

Steven Sucks said...
Worst one of these yet. Even Barn didn't like it, and that's saying something.
Posted on Sat, Mar 3rd, 2007 at 01:52:27 AM

Chad Chadspan said...
Suspiciously useful advice, as usual.
Posted on Fri, Mar 2nd, 2007 at 03:16:41 PM

Tyler Marcellus said...
Ha! Way to show your girlfriend sam! But seriously check it out, I don't want you to die. You're too cute. that and funny.
Posted on Fri, Mar 2nd, 2007 at 02:08:19 PM

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