"Evil Laughing Babies" Debuted February 2nd, 2009 Babies. Laughing. In slow motion. Creepy. Awesome.
"The Panda Guys at Wrigley Field" Debuted August 1st, 2008 Break.com and the Samsung Instinct sent Paul and Sam to Wrigley Field, home of the Chicago Cubs, to make a behind-the-scenes video. This is what the guys did.
"The Panda Guys at Fenway Park" Debuted July 29th, 2008 Break.com and the Samsung Instinct sent Paul and Sam to Fenway Park, home of the Boston Red Sox, to make a behind-the-scenes video. This is what the guys did.
"The Panda Guys at AT&T Park" Debuted July 17th, 2008 Break.com and the Samsung Instinct sent Paul and Sam to AT&T Park, home of the San Francisco Giants, to make a behind-the-scenes video. This is what the guys did.
"The Panda Guys Interview NBA Stars" Debuted April 24th, 2008 Break.com sent Sam and Paul to NBA All-Star Weekend in New Orleans this year. Most of the footage has to remain locked away (it's a long story), but here's a clip of Sam interviewing the NBA stars Chris Paul, Rudy Gay and Mike Conley Jr. after a T-Mobile/2K Sports video game event. You can see more clips of this event at http://www.break.com/nba (look on the right side of the page).
"Six Flags Ride or Porno Title?" Debuted April 4th, 2008 Which of these 10 titles are Six Flags Rides, and which are porn star Jesse Jane films?
"Who's Your Candidate?" Debuted February 6th, 2008 Take this 10 question quiz to figure out who YOU should support in the 2008 presidential election.
"Skymall Madness" Debuted November 11th, 2007 The tourney to pick the dumbest Skymall item of all time.
"Student Health Services Quiz" Debuted November 17th, 2006 Skip the trip to your college's student health services and get your diagnosis right here!
"Ugly Baby Photoshop Contest" Debuted November 10th, 2006 There was this really cute photo of a baby online. And then we got a hold of it.
"Cat Footage Editing Contest" Debuted October 27th, 2006 Once upon a time, Jake had ten minutes of raw footage of a cat playing in an apartment. Then Paul dared him that he couldn't make something interesting out of it.
"WebDR" Debuted October 20th, 2006 Looking for online medical advice? Diagnose your illness here!
All our videos are part of different running shows. And these are those shows...
Sam:
Is our whole "What's a show?" "What's a video?" thing confusing? Like, will people know what the difference is?
Paul:
Probably not.
Sam:
This funny online videos mistress is a real bitch.
Paul:
Maybe we should just start a video blog about The Simpsons or South Park or something.
Sam:
If we're going to sell out like that, we might as well start selling 80s t-shirts or get jobs at Urban Outfitters.
Paul:
I've never been to one of those.
Sam:
When's the last time you were at a mall? Ate a Cinnabon? Went to a Sunglasses Hut? Tried to figure out is Dippin' Dots really are the ice cream of the future?
Paul:
How come our IMs always start off about trying to make the best and the funniest videos and centrifugally spiral out of control?
Sam:
I fancy myself a modern-day Chekhov.
Paul:
Congratulations. You just made a reference that approximately 0.005% of our audience will get, and one that might not even make sense.
Do you ever look up at the stars and wonder... are there just too many video sites out there?
Paul:
You mean: Are we just another one on the pile of places trying to make viral videos, funny videos, all that?
Sam:
Yeah. Like, how to people find out we're making the best videos online or the funniest videos of all time?
Paul:
You really think that's what we're making?
Sam:
No. But one of my therapists told me I should believe that.
Paul:
I keep trying to tell you: No therapists sleep on the beach next to a surfboard while wearing funny t-shirts. Best case scenario, he's a hippie.
Sam:
He charges me a lot. I had to get four new American Express cards to pay for him.
Paul:
This sounds like you're doing a bit for a YouTube video. And what happened to "Sam's House of Knowledge"? Aren't you supposed to be the guy with the funny advice column?
