All our videos are part of different running shows. And these are those shows...
Sam:
Is our whole "What's a show?" "What's a video?" thing confusing? Like, will people know what the difference is?
Paul:
Probably not.
Sam:
This funny online videos mistress is a real bitch.
Paul:
Maybe we should just start a video blog about The Simpsons or South Park or something.
Sam:
If we're going to sell out like that, we might as well start selling 80s t-shirts or get jobs at Urban Outfitters.
Paul:
I've never been to one of those.
Sam:
When's the last time you were at a mall? Ate a Cinnabon? Went to a Sunglasses Hut? Tried to figure out is Dippin' Dots really are the ice cream of the future?
Paul:
How come our IMs always start off about trying to make the best and the funniest videos and centrifugally spiral out of control?
Sam:
I fancy myself a modern-day Chekhov.
Paul:
Congratulations. You just made a reference that approximately 0.005% of our audience will get, and one that might not even make sense.
Do you ever look up at the stars and wonder... are there just too many video sites out there?
Paul:
You mean: Are we just another one on the pile of places trying to make viral videos, funny videos, all that?
Sam:
Yeah. Like, how to people find out we're making the best videos online or the funniest videos of all time?
Paul:
You really think that's what we're making?
Sam:
No. But one of my therapists told me I should believe that.
Paul:
I keep trying to tell you: No therapists sleep on the beach next to a surfboard while wearing funny t-shirts. Best case scenario, he's a hippie.
Sam:
He charges me a lot. I had to get four new American Express cards to pay for him.
Paul:
This sounds like you're doing a bit for a YouTube video. And what happened to "Sam's House of Knowledge"? Aren't you supposed to be the guy with the funny advice column?
