HAT GUY Hat Guy is the biggest and most athletic of the competitors, but also the baldest... which is why he's so partial to hats. His determination to win contests often leads to him breaking, mauling or offending anything or anyone in his way.
SAMMY Sammy is scared to death of pain in all forms, so he relies on his creativity, brains and boyish charm to avoid it. That strategy works about 40% of the time, which is all he can ask for.
GOBE Gobe is an ultra-competitive ogre of a man who likes his showers cold and his French fries dipped in honey mustard. He relies on his brute strength, hardcore determination and barrel of a chest to win competitions.
AJ AJ is creative and clever, but also unbelievably lazy and uncompetitive. To make up for those deficiencies, he is the only competitor who actively campaigns for votes.
Do you ever look up at the stars and wonder... are there just too many video sites out there?
Paul:
You mean: Are we just another one on the pile of places trying to make viral videos, funny videos, all that?
Sam:
Yeah. Like, how to people find out we're making the best videos online or the funniest videos of all time?
Paul:
You really think that's what we're making?
Sam:
No. But one of my therapists told me I should believe that.
Paul:
I keep trying to tell you: No therapists sleep on the beach next to a surfboard while wearing funny t-shirts. Best case scenario, he's a hippie.
Sam:
He charges me a lot. I had to get four new American Express cards to pay for him.
Paul:
This sounds like you're doing a bit for a YouTube video. And what happened to "Sam's House of Knowledge"? Aren't you supposed to be the guy with the funny advice column?
