Back to Pandasmash
New matchups featured every day around noon (Pacific)
Tourney for the Dumbest Item of All Time


1. Flying Alarm Clock
(821)

1. Flying Alarm Clock
(271)

9. Voice Grocery List
(483)

Solar-Powered Bible

(2100)
16. Digital Countdown Toaster
(550)
 
8. Heel Smoother
(388)
9. Voice Grocery List
(394)
 
9. Voice Grocery List
(846)
  13. Laser Comb
(260)
 
5. Finger Drum Mousepad
(777)
5. Finger Drum Mousepad
(119)
13. Laser Comb
(1095)
Pointless
Electronics
Division
3. Solar- Powered Bible
(727)
12. Scrolling License Plate Frame
(466)
 
4. Thunder Bolt Storm Detector
(389)
13. Laser Comb
(448)
 
13. Laser Comb
(830)
 
6. IWear
(445)
11. Sudden Stop Break Lights
(86)
3. Solar- Powered Bible
(1495)
3. Solar- Powered Bible
(578)
 
11. Sudden Stop Break Lights
(667)
 
3. Solar- Powered Bible
(1137)
3. Solar- Powered Bible
(370)
 
14. Game Haven PC3
(118)
 
7. Jewelry Spa
(296)
10. Home Theatre Watch
(191)
10. Home Theatre Watch
(442)
 
10. Home Theatre Watch
(779)
 
2. Runaway Alarm Clock
(439)
15. Nano UV Scanner
(103)
 
15. Nano UV Scanner
(608)
 


1. Mombasa the 8-ft Garden Giraffe
(871)
1. Mombasa the 8-ft Garden Giraffe
(101)
1. Mombasa the 8-ft Garden Giraffe
(1420)
1. Mombasa the 8-ft Garden Giraffe
(433)
1. Mombasa the 8-ft Garden Giraffe
(422)
16. Precise Portion Pet Feeder
(104)
 
8. Angels' Eyes
(366)
9. Monkey Fist Knot Doorstop
(39)
 
9. Monkey Fist Knot Doorstop
(545)
 
5. Dog Dazer
(239)
12. Warm Whiskers Neckwrap
(74)
12. Warm Whiskers Neckwrap
(482)
Silly Pet
& Animal
Products
12. Warm Whiskers Neckwrap
(612)
 
4. Backseat Barrier
(187)
13. Kitty Washroom
(55)
 
13. Kitty Washroom
(604)
 
6. Counter Pet Trainer
(239)
11. Litter Robot
(123)
3. Pet Murphy Bed
(1390)
3. Pet Murphy Bed
(181)
 
11. Litter Robot
(519)
 
3. Pet Murphy Bed
(527)
3. Pet Murphy Bed
(174)
 
14. Bug Vacuum
(243)
 
7. Pet Staircase
(157)
10. Pet Stroller
(145)
15. Giddyup! Core Exerciser
(1389)
 
10. Pet Stroller
(672)
 
2. Solar- Powered Mole Repeller
(269)
15. Giddyup! Core Exerciser
(150)
 
15. Giddyup! Core Exerciser
(534)
 
Championship Matchup:




vs.




(Roll over each item for its description & bigger picture)


To get to the actual Skymall page for any item, just click on its small bracket pic.

See the "Skymall Madness: One Shining Moment" video!


Hey! You can make t-shirts out of all the useless gadgets you can think of, too!






















3. Solar- Powered Bible
(2100)
 




2. DayClock
(1323)
   
 

DayClock
(1323)

1. The Slanket
(838)

1. The Slanket
(599)

1. The Slanket
(586)
16. Beach Cabana
(151)
 
8. Hollywood Cookie Diet
(538)
  8. Hollywood Cookie Diet
(376)
9. Running Sandal
(156)
  5. Slumber Sleeve
(486)
 
5. Slumber Sleeve
(519)
2. Giant Travel Pillow
(365)
 









Personal
Laziness
Division
5. Slumber Sleeve
(1038)
5. Slumber Sleeve
(619)
12. Motorized Snack Float
(195)
 
4. Cadillac Escalade Golf Cart
(542)
  4. Cadillac Escalade Golf Cart
(289)
13. Pool Lounger
(106)
 
6. Komfort Kollar
(307)
    14. Gravity Defyer Shoes
(321)
11. Trailer Hitch Hammock
(444)
11. Trailer Hitch Hammock
(319)
 
3. Lawn Aerator Sandals
(254)
  14. Gravity Defyer Shoes
(811)
14. Gravity Defyer Shoes
(388)
 
7. Driving Shoe
(420)
2. Giant Travel Pillow
(499)
2. Giant Travel Pillow
(511)
7. Driving Shoe
(518)
10. Hot Dog Cooker
(262)
 
2. Giant Travel Pillow
(538)
  2. Giant Travel Pillow
(745)
15. Super Tall Duster
(103)
 


1. Sopwith Propeller
(399)
2. DayClock
(559)
1. Sopwith Propeller
(365)
1. Sopwith Propeller
(302)
1. Sopwith Propeller
(757)
16. Headache Relief Massager
(230)
 
8. Snore Stopper Wristband
(430)
  8. Snore Stopper Wristband
(544)
9. Brush Golf Tees
(175)
 
5. World's Largest Crossword Puzzle
(298)
Misc
Useless
Crap
Division
13. Mlle. Haute Couture
(212)
12. Floating Golf Game
(430)
12. Floating Golf Game
(309)
 
4. Garden Stone Cairn
(216)
  13. Mlle. Haute Couture
(797)
13. Mlle. Haute Couture
(391)
 
6. BBQ Branding Iron
(418)
  2. DayClock
(643)
3. Giant Lighter
(223)
11. Gold-Dipped Roses
(325)
11. Gold-Dipped Roses
(536)
 
3. Giant Lighter
(1687)
  3. Giant Lighter
(1047)
14. Fish Finder Watch
(466)
 
7. Crib Light with Womb Sounds
(310)
  2. DayClock
(244)
7. Crib Light with Womb Sounds
(399)
10. Digital Child Tracker
(211)
 
2. DayClock
(784)
  2. DayClock
(958)
15. Floating Blackjack Game
(418)
 












Displaying the most recent 10 comments (of 1,890 total comments) see all

Anonymous said...

Posted on Fri, Oct 31st, 2014 at 08:53:34 PM

Anonymous said...

Posted on Fri, Oct 31st, 2014 at 12:35:44 PM

Anonymous said...

Posted on Thu, Oct 30th, 2014 at 08:58:02 PM

Anonymous said...

Posted on Thu, Oct 30th, 2014 at 03:01:33 PM

Anonymous said...

Posted on Thu, Oct 30th, 2014 at 11:51:43 AM

Anonymous said...

Posted on Wed, Oct 29th, 2014 at 08:56:09 PM

Anonymous said...

Posted on Wed, Oct 29th, 2014 at 09:37:14 AM

Anonymous said...

Posted on Tue, Oct 28th, 2014 at 08:05:16 PM

Anonymous said...

Posted on Tue, Oct 28th, 2014 at 08:39:06 AM

Anonymous said...

Posted on Mon, Oct 27th, 2014 at 07:28:29 PM

Click here to see all of the comments on Skymall Madness



Leave your own comment about Skymall Madness...

Your Name (optional):