Sam's House of Knowledge
Debuted October 19th, 2006
Sam Greenspan is a comedian. He also believes he's qualified to give people advice like Dear Abby. This is what happens when those two ambitions collide.
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"How to Dodge the Draft"
Debuted July 16th, 2007
Although he doesn't endorse illegal activity, Sam gives advice to a guy who's worried about the military draft coming back.
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"How to Win at Gambling"
Debuted February 1st, 2007
Sam creates a foolproof gambling system for a guy who's taking a trip to Vegas.
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"How to Ask Out a Stripper"
Debuted January 18th, 2007
Sam gives a guy the secrets to successfully asking a stripper... or, if you prefer, exotic dancer... out on a date.
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"How to Quit Smoking"
Debuted December 27th, 2006
Sam creates a revolutionary plan for a guy who wants to quit smoking as his New Year's resolution.
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"How to Tell if a Girl is Really Into You"
Debuted December 7th, 2006
Sam already tackled How to Tell if a Guy is Really Into You. This week, he helps out a guy who wants to know how to tell if a girl is really into him.
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"How to Date Your Boss"
Debuted November 16th, 2006
Sam gives advice to a guy about how to handle an office romance with his boss.
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"How to Survive in a Riot"
Debuted October 25th, 2006
Sam gives some advice to a guy who's worried about what to do if he's ever in a riot.
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"How to Propose to Your Girlfriend"
Debuted October 19th, 2006
Sam dispenses his unique brand of comical, but strangely useful, advice when gives a guy help on what to do, and what not to do, when proposing to a lady.
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All our videos are part of different running shows. And these are those shows...
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Sam:
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Is our whole "What's a show?" "What's a video?" thing confusing? Like, will people know what the difference is?
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Paul:
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Probably not.
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Sam:
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This funny online videos mistress is a real bitch.
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Paul:
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Maybe we should just start a video blog about The Simpsons or South Park or something.
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Sam:
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If we're going to sell out like that, we might as well start selling 80s t-shirts or get jobs at Urban Outfitters.
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Paul:
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I've never been to one of those.
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Sam:
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When's the last time you were at a mall? Ate a Cinnabon? Went to a Sunglasses Hut? Tried to figure out is Dippin' Dots really are the ice cream of the future?
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Paul:
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How come our IMs always start off about trying to make the best and the funniest videos and centrifugally spiral out of control?
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Sam:
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I fancy myself a modern-day Chekhov.
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Paul:
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Congratulations. You just made a reference that approximately 0.005% of our audience will get, and one that might not even make sense.
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Sam:
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I'm a comedian.
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