Blog: "Marshmallows"
by Paul Jury

A decade ago, there was an interesting psychology study done at Stanford.

In the study, a young child was left alone in a room with a marshmallow. The child was told that they could eat the marshmallow whenever they wanted; however, if they waited until the research assistant returned before eating the marshmallow, they would be rewarded with a second marshmallow.

Results varied widely from child to child: some children couldn't help but eat the marshmallow immediately, others tried desperately to resist the marshmallow's lure by hiding it or closing their eyes, and still others simply waited patiently for the assistant to return with no signs of struggle whatsoever.

Years later, the researchers called to check in on the children, and found an exceedingly strong correlation between the children who easily resisted the marshmallow and those who were doing well in school. The children who immediately gave in and ate the marshmallow tended to be struggling with school and discipline issues.

Confronted by this evidence, the researchers formed two postulates. The first solidified years of conjecture that self-discipline is a huge determiner of success, both in young children, and later in adults. In fact, some researchers even went so far as to claim that the two biggest factors of a person's success in our culture were 1) the ability to resist impulses, and 2) natural talent. In that order.

Their second postulate? That marshmallows are the root of all evil.



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Sam:  
You know what the Internet needs? More blogs.
Paul:  
I agree. But at least our blogs are sometimes about these sweet videos we're trying to share with the world.
Sam:  
Being a writer is fun. I wonder what we would've done if we were alive a century ago.
Paul:  
Maybe we would've created videos. Viral videos.
Sam:  
I think we would've been more worried about real viruses. Like whooping cough or consumption.
Paul:  
Was that still around in 1907? I only know it from Oregon Trail.
Sam:  
I only know about Oregon Trail from when I got bored with Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego. The game, not the television show with Rockapella.
Paul:  
Those guys were hilarious. Definitely TiVo-worthy.
Sam:  
I have more mp3s of a capella music than I should really should admit.
Paul:  
Are you going to throw those on your iPhone? Or iPod? Or Microsoft Zune?
Sam:  
No, I already packed those with the funniest videos we've made. In case I ever bump into Steven Spielberg or Matt Groening or Jessica Alba on the street, I can show them the hilarity.
Paul:  
Jessica Alba wouldn't be interested in our efforts to go viral.
Sam:  
She would if that virus was consumption.






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