Blog: "Bear-Hunter-Princess"
by Paul Jury

A friend told me about an alternative to Rock-Paper-Scissors called Bear-Hunter-Princess. It took me a minute to figure out, until I pictured these hand signals.

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Use your imagination.

I think I'm going to play this from now on, at least I can get a patent on Siren-Ventrilaquist-Deaf Guy.

Again, use your imagination.



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"Camera's Back; My Will" - 11/06/07
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"Venice Photo Tour!" - 10/29/07
"Marshmallows" - 10/23/07
"Weekend Airplane Disaster, Part 2" - 10/19/07
"United Flight 233 Passengers: I'm Sorry For All the Vomiting" - 10/17/07
"Avocado vs. Baby 2: The Rematch" - 10/16/07
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"A Letter To Verizon Customer Support" - 10/09/07
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"Tire Changing and Other Tests of Manliness" - 09/18/07
"Two Unexpected Downsides to Moving Houses" - 09/11/07
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"Wedding Fever" - 08/21/07
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Sam:  
You know what the Internet needs? More blogs.
Paul:  
I agree. But at least our blogs are sometimes about these sweet videos we're trying to share with the world.
Sam:  
Being a writer is fun. I wonder what we would've done if we were alive a century ago.
Paul:  
Maybe we would've created videos. Viral videos.
Sam:  
I think we would've been more worried about real viruses. Like whooping cough or consumption.
Paul:  
Was that still around in 1907? I only know it from Oregon Trail.
Sam:  
I only know about Oregon Trail from when I got bored with Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego. The game, not the television show with Rockapella.
Paul:  
Those guys were hilarious. Definitely TiVo-worthy.
Sam:  
I have more mp3s of a capella music than I should really should admit.
Paul:  
Are you going to throw those on your iPhone? Or iPod? Or Microsoft Zune?
Sam:  
No, I already packed those with the funniest videos we've made. In case I ever bump into Steven Spielberg or Matt Groening or Jessica Alba on the street, I can show them the hilarity.
Paul:  
Jessica Alba wouldn't be interested in our efforts to go viral.
Sam:  
She would if that virus was consumption.






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