Blog: "Also, We Could Have Done Much Worse..."
by Hat Guy
A blog about Catch a Squirrel Three Rats Re-Cut

Adding to that last post, you should know that we actually brainstormed many event ideas before finally deciding on catching rats.

Our other ideas:

1) Burn a flag

2) Kick a cat

3) Slap a nun

4) Club a seal

5) Eat a puppy

6) Rape a manatee

7) Deport a Mexican

8) Kill a homeless person

9) Molest a child

10) Catch a rat

As you can see, our idea was probably the least offensive of these. Except kick a cat. That's not offensive. Just awesome.










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"Catch Three Rats = The American Way" - 06/05/07


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Sam:  
 		You know what the Internet needs? More blogs.
Paul:  
 		I agree. But at least our blogs are sometimes about these sweet videos we're trying to share with the world.
Sam:  
 		Being a writer is fun. I wonder what we would've done if we were alive a century ago.
Paul:  
 		Maybe we would've created videos. Viral videos.
Sam:  
 		I think we would've been more worried about real viruses. Like whooping cough or consumption.
Paul:  
 		Was that still around in 1907? I only know it from Oregon Trail.
Sam:  
 		I only know about Oregon Trail from when I got bored with Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego. The game, not the television show with Rockapella.
Paul:  
 		Those guys were hilarious. Definitely TiVo-worthy.
Sam:  
 		I have more mp3s of a capella music than I should really should admit.
Paul:  
 		Are you going to throw those on your iPhone? Or iPod? Or Microsoft Zune?
Sam:  
 		No, I already packed those with the funniest videos we've made. In case I ever bump into Steven Spielberg or Matt Groening or Jessica Alba on the street, I can show them the hilarity.
Paul:  
 		Jessica Alba wouldn't be interested in our efforts to go viral.
Sam:  
 		She would if that virus was consumption.






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