Sam:
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Paul?
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Paul:
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Hmmph.
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Sam:
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Hmmph?
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Paul:
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Sorry. I was eating chocolate.
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Sam:
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That doesn't make any sense.
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Sam:
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So we need to come up with a name for our comedy video website.
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Paul:
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I dunno. How about something with funny videos or viral videos... hold on, I'm about to get in a car accident.
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Sam:
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You're instant messaging on your cell phone while you're driving?
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Paul:
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All the time. IM, take camera phone pictures, cell phone games, sing along to my 80s ringtones. I'm a renaissance man.
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Sam:
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Like Danny DeVito?
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Paul:
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I don't get the reference.
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Paul:
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Let's talk website. What are we gonna do? Sketch comedy? Comedy shorts?
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Sam:
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Yes.
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Paul:
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Music videos?
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Sam:
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If they're good. Or legitimately funny.
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Paul:
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Parodies of popular TV shows?
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Sam:
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I don't think those are ever funny.
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Paul:
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Are we going to put up stuff like movie trailers or previews or funny movie scenes?
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Sam:
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We're not YouTube. We're only putting up original comedy.
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Paul:
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It should be named something people will Google. Something with funniest online videos, hilarious videos, something like that. Or something that our audience would search for, like South Park Simpsons Family Guy It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia Hilarious Awesome Site.com.
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Sam:
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I'm pretty sure somebody's attorney would sue us. And I'd feel dirty. I don't want to feel like I'm running some porn sex site.
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Paul:
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How about Funnier Than Mesothelioma dot com?
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Sam:
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I don't even know what that is.
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Paul:
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It's a skin disease everyone is worried about. We wouldn't be lying. Everything's funnier than skin disease.
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Sam:
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How about we just call it Panda Smash. People like endangered species. And didn't you once smash a Panda?
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Paul:
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It was a Beanie Babies panda. CRAP.
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Sam:
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What, you don't like that?
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Paul:
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No, I just got in a car accident. Can you call my lawyer?
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Sam:
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That's what you get for typing "mesothelioma" while driving.
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Paul:
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And I just finished paying off my student loans.
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